Best Online Jokes, Online Riddles, Have Fun

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine!

What time is it when you have to go the dentist?

Tooth Hurty!

Who likes to drink cocoa?

A Cocoanut!

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?

Be careful not to step on a poodle!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?

A Spelling Bee!

Who is the greatest underwater spy?

James POND!

What sickness does a martial artist have?

Kung FLU!

What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?

Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?

A flying carpet!

What do you call a worm with no teeth?

A gummy worm!

How did the telephone propose to the lady?

It gave her a ring!

What did the nut say when it sneezed?

"Cashew"!

What table can we eat?

A vegeTABLE!

What is a cannibal's favorite game?

Swallow the Leader!

Why did not the skeleton dance?

Because he had nobody to dance with!

Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?

Because he wanted to make up his mind!

What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?

It got ticks!

Who is the ruler of the beach?

The Sand-witch!

Which cat would you never play poker with?

A Cheetah!

Why did the kid cross the park?

To get the other slide!

Why could not the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was sitting on the deck!

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!

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Source by Plamen Ivanov